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THE SIGNS DECORATING THE CHRISTMAS TREE TOGETHER

Aries & Taurus: Pick out the Christmas tree together, bring it home, set it up, and decide they’ve done enough work for the day.
Gemini: Puts up weird decorations, including half eaten popcorn strings and blinking lights.
Cancer: Tears up as they put up ornaments that have been in the family for generations and remembering previous Christmases.
Leo & Libra: Sits on top of the tree because they’re the stars. A fight ensues.
Virgo: Sighs and cleans up the pine needles on the floor
Scorpio: Fixes the lights that Gemini broke and tries to break apart Leo & Libra
Sagittarius & Pisces: Running around the house, drunk on egg nog & crashes into the tree
Capricorn: Runs out to the store to buy another Christmas tree
Aquarius: Decorates it with tin foil and glitter since other ornaments broke
Cancer: Tries to glue the ornaments back together
Leo: Sits on top of the new tree
Libra: Pushes the tree over
Aries: Punches Libra in the face
Sagittarius: Drunkenly declares war on Aries
Taurus: Sleeps through the whole thing
Scorpio: Leaves the house for the night
Virgo: Sobbing in the corner
Gemini: Comforting Virgo, while egging on the fight
Aquarius: Baking cookies for Santa, oblivious to the noise because they have headphones in
Pisces: Passes out
Capricorn: Calls Santa, tells him to not bother stopping by their house
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Sagittarius: Drunkenly declares war on Aries
Jjjajaajaj, ups.

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2.25.2014

Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns N’ Roses

Hey guys! It’s like the Christmas of February. I forgot about this blog today and am posting this last minute. I don’t think I’ve posted an GnR yet, so here ya go.

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